The New Hobbit Movie Is Almost Here, So You Know What That Means — Bilbo’s Going Back To Denny’s!

By: 11.07.13  •  7 Comments

As you may recall, last year Bilbo and friends sold out in truly spectacular fashion, allowing the dark wizards of salt and saturated fat at Denny’s to attach their names to vaguely vulgar sounding dishes like “Radagast’s Red Velvet Pancake Puppies” and “Gandalf’s Gobble Melt”. Considering the scorn heaped upon the first Hobbit menu, you’d think Bilbo would be reluctant to throw-in with Denny’s again, but then again, this is a guy willing to wake a dragon to line his pockets. Bilbo is a greedy motherf–ker — don’t ever let him tell you different.

And so, in the spirit of greedy motherf–kery, the second Denny’s Hobbit menu!


Yum yum! I think we need to examine some of these food-like items in greater detail!

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