Now Dat’s How You Carve A Pumpkin

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10.29.10 2 Comments

An amazing likeness.

We’ve finally found a way to carve a pumpkin that’s even cooler than pumpkin: with a Glock .40 caliber and 38 bullets.  Despite the scowl up in the banner pic and menacing laugh in the video, I still want to take a pilgrimage to Tennessee and ask him, “Will you be my grandpa?”

I heard this is up on the Tosh.0 website now, so check out this guy before he becomes super famous, like, uh, that other guy, and that one kid, and that lady. You know, the lady. Yeah, her.


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When not writing for Uproxx, Caleb likes to volunteer at the legless cat shelter and photoshop the Babadook into all of his family photos. He once resolved the question “To be or not to be?” through the clever use of General Semantics. Your mom thinks you could be more like him if you only applied yourself.

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