So this happened.
I’m tempted to just post the new ad for Red Faction: Armageddon (out next Tuesday) here and let it and the picture above speak for themselves, but I suppose some explanation is necessary. About seven weeks ago Freddie Wong posted a CG rainbow-farting unicorn named Mr. Toots on YouTube (second video below). Then a month ago Volition promised they would add Mr. Toots to Red Faction: Armageddon if their demo garnered at least one million downloads. Now it has.
After completing the single-player campaign, Mr. Toots will be rewarded as a playable weapon. Lift up his tail to break unicorn-wind upon your foes, instantly melting targets with devastating rainbows and happiness. Enemies will quake before your flatulent malevolence. Such is the power of Mr. Toots. [Volition]
I want that blockquote inside me.
https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/aorjnobv-I0?version=3&hl=en_US
Here’s the Freddie Wong video they based this on:
https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/lxHhBx1FtLQ?version=3&hl=en_US
[Hat tip and a Centaur with acid reflux to TheDailyWhat.]