Important Breaking News: Strippers Versus Werewolves

Awhile back the Japanese documentary Big T*ts Zombie 3D taught us that zombies are no match for strippers. Now the sure-to-be-Oscar-bait film Strippers vs. Werewolves is going to show us how exotic dancers stack up against werewolves. Also, Robert Englund (Freddy Krueger) is in it, because of course he is.

In case the SyFy movie style name didn’t tell you all you need to know, here’s the one line synopsis:

When werewolf chief Jack Ferris is accidentally killed in a strip club the girls who work there have until the next full moon before his bloodthirsty wolfpack seek murderous retribution. [Blastr]

Just one lunar month for a group of strippers to prepare for a werewolf attack? They’re going to need a lot more coke. By the way, what’s the official term for a group of strippers? A flock? A swarm? Perhaps a train or a murder? Maybe a harem or a tittering? Well, certainly not a school, even though they’re all just paying their way through college (of course).

Safe for work (probably) trailer below:

Fighting werewolves? In those heels? Oooo, girl.

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