The Internet Darwin Awards [Uproxx]
Guess Who’s Seven [UproxxNews]
An interview with the owner of Lobster Dog (with pictures) [WarmingGlow]
Brent Celek Explains His Strange Condition (video) [KSK]
Captain’s Log: Marisa Miller [WithLeather]
Hurwitz wants Arrested Development film out this year [WarmingGlow]
“The Dogfather” could be Chris Parnell’s finest role [Filmdrunk]
Funkmaster Flex Arrested For Assaulting, Threatening A Woman [TSS]
“Everything I need to know in life I learned from Super Mario” Even the sex stuff. (Especially the sex stuff.) [Dorkly]
Did the Internet kill privacy? Teacher loses job for having picture of herself with a glass of wine on Facebook [Fark]
Dad Reacts To The Black Eyed Peas Half-Time Show [Buzzfeed]
Six Things Aaron Sorkin’s New Show Needs to Include [TVSquad]
Channing Tatum on ‘Ridiculous’ ’21 Jump Street’ Movie and Johnny Depp’s Cameo [Moviefone]
UFC Issues Statement On Federal Raid And Combat Of Criminal Piracy [CageDoctors]
So many things wrong with this sentence: “20 Things You Think You Should Know About: Paris Hilton” [EgoTV]
Remember when we linked to the Lobster Dog / Red Lobster t-shirt fundraiser for CorgiAid? By last count, they’ve raised over $4,300 in about a week! [Reddit]
VIDEO BELOW: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo [via TDW]
[Inset pic via PleatedJeans]