That Apple Employee Is So Fired

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An Apple employee (who is so getting fired) had a prototype of Apple’s next iPhone, disguised to look like an iPhone 3GS, then left it in a bar in Redwood City, CA.  Check yourself into the witness protection program now, before Jobs goes all Kali Ma and rips your heart out of your chest, while a rapturous audience claps about what a game changer it is.  Gizmodo found the phone, took it apart, and posted all about it.  The internet was made for this (also: porn).

Here’s what’s new about this iPhone:

  • Front-facing video chat camera and an improved back-camera with a flash
  • Micro-SIM instead of standard SIM
  • A higher-resolution display
  • What appears to be a second mic (for noise cancellation)
  • Contains two unicorns compared to only one in the iPad.

Here’s what’s changed since the previous model:

  • Some changes to the buttons and the case shape, as well as being 3 grams heavier
  • 16% larger battery
  • Your pets will love it even more.
  • Some other changes Gizmodo covers in more detail.

Here’s a picture of a cat with a pancake on its head:


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For more videos, pictures, and specs, check out the full story at Gizmodo.

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When not writing for Uproxx, Caleb likes to volunteer at the legless cat shelter and photoshop the Babadook into all of his family photos. He once resolved the question “To be or not to be?” through the clever use of General Semantics. Your mom thinks you could be more like him if you only applied yourself.

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