So here’s an illustrated Hitchhiker’s Guide to Daleks which was “drawn, animated, and I refuse to prove I exist by Andrew Orton.” It even has an awesomely Peter Jonesesque voiceover. Related trivia: Douglas Adams wrote two episodes of Doctor Who (The Pirate Planet and Shada) and co-wrote another episode (City of Death) with Graham Williams. And as a ToplessRobot reader points out, one of the aliens the Daleks kill in the video is from City of Death.
I guess I forgot to put a joke in this. Um . . . okay, “Stay away. Really, stay away. No honestly, just stay away, they’re horrible.” is also on my family crest. The end.