Dwarves Get In Shape And Cherries Get Popped In 'The Hobbit: Desolation Of Smaug' Video Blog

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07.02.13 4 Comments

'The Hobbit: Desolation Of Smaug' video blog 2 - Orlando Bloom as Legolas and Evangeline Lilly as Tauriel

Peter Jackson released the second production blog for The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (first one here) along with an announcement. He says they won’t be present at San Diego Comic-Con this year, his reason being that they’ll be shooting pickup scenes that week and he doesn’t have time to get a sizzle reel ready while staying on schedule for Smaug‘s release this December 13th. We suspect he may also be avoiding a repeat of last year’s Barfgate™.

But any disappointment about the lack of Comic-Con clips evaporated when the video introduced us to “Dwarvicising”.

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'The Hobbit: Desolation Of Smaug' video blog 2 - Dwarvicise

Yes to this forever.

If that wasn’t enough to make the video worth watching, we then learned of the existence of “Radagast poo”, in stores never.

'The Hobbit: Desolation Of Smaug' video blog 2 - Radagast poo

It somehow gets even stranger when a scene opens with this quote for the ages.

“I popped my cherry on the fake horse today.” — Orlando Bloom

Yep. Just going to put that right there, out of context in a blockquote. That happened. Okay, here’s some context:

'The Hobbit: Desolation Of Smaug' video blog 2 - Orlando Bloom as Legolas and Evangeline Lilly as Tauriel

I regret nothing.

(H/T: Gingerhaze and Arya Baggins)

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