“WELL YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT!”
Universal sunk over $200 million into a movie about the board game battleship helmed by the guy who directed Very Bad Things and Hancock. Now the third, explosion-heavy trailer is out, and you better believe Rhianna says “boom” again. I’m going to have to see this in the theater just so I can stay perched on the edge of my seat waiting for that line, then jump out of my chair waving a foam #1 finger and shout, “GOES THE DYNAMITE!” And I suggest we all do this. It should be a thing.
Anyway, Peter Berg’s
Transformers On A Boat Battleship stars Rihanna, Liam Neeson, John Carter Taylor Kitsch, Alexander Skarsgård, Brooklyn Decker, Asano Tadanobu, and Jesse Plemons. It opens April 11th in most of the world and May 18th in the US and Canada. Five weeks later? Seriously? That is so not “foam #1 finger” of you, Universal.
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