Second 'Total Recall' Trailer Brings Out The Three-Boobed Hooker

Entertainment Editor
06.28.12

“You’re going to wish you had three hands,” says the woman in the Total Recall screencap above. I suppose other things happened in this trailer, but hell if I noticed anything else.

Len Wiseman’s Total Recall remake opens August 3rd, and the trailer below is only the second trailer we’ve spotted so far. The first trailer is here, a clip and pictures are here, and important triple-breasted prostitute news is here. Additionally, here is a picture of an exceptionally confused cat. Here is another relevant photograph, and here is the birthday cake the UPROXX staff bought your mom. From all of us.

Yay, blogging is fun.

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[Hat tip and a personalized cake to FirstShowing.]

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When not writing for Uproxx, Caleb likes to volunteer at the legless cat shelter and photoshop the Babadook into all of his family photos. He once resolved the question “To be or not to be?” through the clever use of General Semantics. Your mom thinks you could be more like him if you only applied yourself.

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