Trent Reznor Scoring And Acting In “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter”

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03.04.11 6 Comments

If you had told me back in the 90s that someday I’d be writing about Oscar winner Trent Reznor composing the music and acting in a movie about Abraham Lincoln hunting vampires, I’d have bought some weed from you and I’d also ask you why I would be writing stuff since I’d be far too busy running my handcrafted shoes for cats business in the future.  (I wanted to call it Puss In Boots but a club here beat me to the punch.)

And yet here we are, letting our cats run around shoeless (tsk-tsk) and finding out Trent Reznor — excuse me, Oscar winner Trent Reznor — is going to score Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and play the role of the vampire who killed Abraham Lincoln’s mother (historically accurate).  This news makes total sense.  Who else better understands what it means to have a head like a hole? *bowtie spins*

This guy gets it.

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When not writing for Uproxx, Caleb likes to volunteer at the legless cat shelter and photoshop the Babadook into all of his family photos. He once resolved the question “To be or not to be?” through the clever use of General Semantics. Your mom thinks you could be more like him if you only applied yourself.

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