Zombie Barbie: Finally A Barbie Doll We Can Support

Oh, Barbie still likes going to the mall, only she’s going there because living people with warm brains are holed up inside.

Some possible accessories I’d like to suggest:

– A Ken doll head with the brains partially scooped out.

– A Barbie van armored and modified with slots for chain saws to slide out, guns to poke out and polls to push zombies off the spikes.

– A zombie cheerleader outfit, because, duh.

– A fortified Barbie house with the lowered stairs removed, a retractable ladder to the upper floors, and stores of ammo, food and water.

Check out a gnarly image of this doll in the package after the jump or purchase a zombie Barbie here at Etsy user RuthlessObjects page.

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