Your friendly neighborhood Futurama robot, Bender Bending Rodríguez, can be counted on for two things: The desire to kill all humans, and being drunk. He literally needs beer to live, unlike you. Us fleshy humans unfortunately have limits, and sometimes, we cross them. And then some. The next time that happens to you (not judging), maybe keep these Bender quotes in mind while trying to keep the room from spinning.
Bender From ‘Futurama’ Lines For When You’ve Had Way Too Much To Drink
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