Here at RIOT you can always count on us to cover the important stuff, like Miley Cyrus sex pumpkins, nude photos of Alexander Skarsgard and also Twitter #hashtag trends. Speaking of the latter, today brought with it another totally meaningful Twit-craze known as #FilmPrequels, in which individuals create clever titles for film prologues that will never, ever happen, even though some of them actually probably should (and would, by god, if it were up to me). Take for instance the 14 brilliant ideas below, my favorite of which features a faux-poster mashing up a terrible-but-beloved ’80s classic starring Michael J. Fox and that one Martin Scorsese movie where Leonardo DiCaprio gets a candle shoved up his butt.
#FilmPrequels The Polishing
– Jonathan F. Sullivan (@sullijo) January 9, 2014
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The Teen Wolf of Wall Street #FilmPrequels pic.twitter.com/1xQTidy0OU
– AMC Theatres (@AMCTheatres) January 9, 2014
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#FilmPrequels I Am Local Folklore
– Steven D. Greydanus (@DecentFilms) January 9, 2014
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Harry Potter and the Eleven Years of Blatant Child Abuse #FilmPrequels
– Ewen Cluney (@nekoewen) January 9, 2014
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#FilmPrequels Snakes Near An Airport
– JRehling (@JRehling) January 9, 2014
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Debbi, You’re Kind Of Getting A Reputation Around Dallas #FilmPrequels
– Stephen Thomas (@15Stephen15) January 9, 2014
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Reservoir Puppies #FilmPrequels
– Matt Best (@Bestie_No1) January 9, 2014
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Donnie Dusko #FilmPrequels
– Deuce (@DeuceRadio) January 9, 2014
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#FilmPrequels Conceived on the Fourth of October
– Jonathan F. Sullivan (@sullijo) January 9, 2014
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There are plenty of Mohicans left #filmprequels
– Oli Cameron (@OLIHOTTBAND) September 24, 2013
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Avengers Buy Flat-Pack Furniture. #FilmPrequels
– Jamie Bellinger (@JamieBellinger) September 24, 2013
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#FilmPrequels 2 Dalmatians
– Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) September 24, 2013
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#FilmPrequels Four Engagements And A Heart Condition
– Tim (@stig2112) September 24, 2013
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#FilmPrequels Groundhog Day
– Twitflup (@Twitflup) September 24, 2013