Ben & Jerry's is giving out free scoops today, which should be all the news you need for the next 24 hours. But this is also a time of mourning: Ben & Jerry's has a literal graveyard for its retired flavors, and the headstones feature cutesy epitaphs that remind me of Beanie Baby tags. Let's take a trip through the weirder segment of Ben & Jerry's creamy catacombs.
