Chloe Sevigny Has Heard of Birds and Loves Them

06.04.14 3 years ago

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Good evening, America. Chloe Sevigny — or at least comedian Drew Droege's version of Chloe Sevigny — is back with plenty of opinions about birds. Se's not quite sure how to pronounce that word, but she's sure she loves them. Birds, I mean. Or is it BYIRDZ? Here are some other Chloe classics that won't remind you of “Boys Don't Cry” at all.

Behold, birthdays:

Behold, Halloween:

And of course, resolutions:

Congratulations. You now have permission never to speak to Jeanne Tripplehorn ever again.

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