Definitive proof that ‘Jurassic Park’ is a cautionary tale for necromancers

Deputy Entertainment Editor
11.12.15

When it comes to raising an army of the damned with which to conquer the world, necromancers tend to be very conservative magic-users. Necromancers stick to the classic human minions, be they skeletons, ghouls, or other sundry undead.

But why is that? Perhaps because the LAST TIME one of them went off-book, horrible things happened. The kind of horrible things that you can”t magic away no matter how good your publicist is.

Isn”t that right, John Hammond?!

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HOWEVER! Should you choose to blaze your own necromancy trailer, Necromanswers has you covered.

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