Definitive proof that ‘Jurassic Park’ is a cautionary tale for necromancers

11.12.15

When it comes to raising an army of the damned with which to conquer the world, necromancers tend to be very conservative magic-users. Necromancers stick to the classic human minions, be they skeletons, ghouls, or other sundry undead.

But why is that? Perhaps because the LAST TIME one of them went off-book, horrible things happened. The kind of horrible things that you can”t magic away no matter how good your publicist is.

Isn”t that right, John Hammond?!

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HOWEVER! Should you choose to blaze your own necromancy trailer, Necromanswers has you covered.

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