Everything wrong with ‘Jurassic Park III’ is that it exists

Deputy Entertainment Editor

Before you head out to see “Jurassic World” next week, travel back to 2001 when the third entry to the franchise asked audiences to believe a child could survive on Dinosaur Island for two months and shattered the dreams of Dr. Grant/Dr. Sattler shippers everywhere.

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Mother. Wife. Geek. Writer. Succinct. Donna Dickens has been writing for the Internet for almost a decade. She has a particular love of Star Wars, Sailor Moon, and the dark lord Cthulhu. Her favorite color is Octarine.

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