Everything wrong with ‘Jurassic Park III’ is that it exists

donna-dickens
Deputy Entertainment Editor
06.05.15

Before you head out to see “Jurassic World” next week, travel back to 2001 when the third entry to the franchise asked audiences to believe a child could survive on Dinosaur Island for two months and shattered the dreams of Dr. Grant/Dr. Sattler shippers everywhere.

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Mother. Wife. Geek. Writer. Succinct. Donna Dickens has been writing for the Internet for almost a decade. She has a particular love of Star Wars, Sailor Moon, and the dark lord Cthulhu. Her favorite color is Octarine.

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