We've all had horrible in-flight experiences, but not many of us can say we documented them with any amount of comic authority. “Modern Family” editor Ryan Case detailed her long, horrifying flight with a woman named Nadia, and now the human race is better because of it. Check out this truncated version of her saga. Full, 64-tweet journey here.
Sitting behind the worst person in the world.
– Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
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She was watching Hawaii 5.0 so loudly in her earphones that her seat mate asked her to turn it down. Worst move he ever made.
– Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
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She apologized in the loudest, drunkest voice ever “SORRY ITS MY 1ST TIME NOT IN 1ST CLASS” & hasn't stopped talking since.
– Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
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She keeps saying “I know David Guetta” in a prideful way.
– Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
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I'm tweeting this so one of you will fund my defense team at my eventual murder trial.
– Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
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After saying “MY ARAB FRIENDS” so many times she slurred “is that SO racist?” then kept on saying it
– Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
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She missed her intended flight and ended up here. She has a window seat and I'm in a middle. The universe has wronged me.
– Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She invited herself on her seat mate's Vegas trip.
– Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
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It baffles her that her seat mate doesn't drink. She's GRILLING him about it and sloshing her drink at him and I think trying to bone him
– Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
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She said “I have a very racist view of all Middle East.” She's talking to a middle Eastern man, also mocking his accent.
– Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
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After awkward silence following a particularly racist comment miraculously came, “anyways am I talking your ear off?” & trying to bone again
– Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
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97th time she's asked “YOU DONT DRINK DO YOU?!”
– Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
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She just went to the bathroom. My greatest hope is she passes out in there for the duration of the flight.
– Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
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I forgot the joy of silence there for a while.
– Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
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I can hear her trying to beg the flight attendant in back for something, undoubtedly world peace. I'm kidding it's vodka.
– Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
The guy in front of her just shouted at her. He's a true hero.
– Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
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The flight attendant is confronting her abt several complaints made about her and says if she has another incident she's calling authorities
– Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
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She's been asked to stop speaking
– Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
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She's incapable of being quiet, like a toddler but not cute.
– Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
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We've landed. She confirmed with Abdul that he has her digits. Don't hold your breath, Nadia. Her name is Nadia.
– Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
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She's trying to use her phone but she's so wasted she doesn't realize the flashlight is on.
– Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
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Loud phone call. Surprising. pic.twitter.com/WzoK0ApyDy
– Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
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Police are meeting the aircraft.
– Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
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Flawless. God bless whatever advanced race Nadia is.