Olympic Speed Skating Would Be More Fun With Mario Kart

Deputy Entertainment Editor

Even though the 2014 Winter Olympics have come to a close, that doesn’t stop us from dreaming of 2018. If the committee is taking suggestions on how to raise viewership for the Pyeongchang, South Korea games in four years, adding power-ups to the speed skate is a good start.

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Mother. Wife. Geek. Writer. Succinct. Donna Dickens has been writing for the Internet for almost a decade. She has a particular love of Star Wars, Sailor Moon, and the dark lord Cthulhu. Her favorite color is Octarine.

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