It”s the semi-finals of “DWTS” and everyone is competing as they”ve NEVER COMPETED BEFORE. Unless you count last week, and maybe the week before, and maybe that one time when they were on the track team in high school, and, well, never mind. Anyway, it”s the semi-finals and for some reason Bristol is still in the game, go figure. Since tonight”s show is just an hour and a half, we”d better hop to it, as we don”t want to miss a single minute of trumped-up backstage drama, lame scripted humor or, you know, dancing.
[Full recap of Monday’s (Nov. 15) “Dancing with the Stars” after the break…]