Ah yes, my dysfunctional relationship with “SYTYCD” continues. I know in my heart that Mollee and Nathan aren”t going home tonight, that two dancers who don”t suck anywhere near as much will, but still I watch. All FOX needs to do to cap this off is take me out to dinner, stick me with the bill and hotwire my car before abandoning me in a rough part of town with twenty-five cents in pennies and some valuable electronics. I”m warning you, FOX, I just may break it off and you will miss me when I”m gone! And don”t think I won”t get a restraining order, you jerk!
[Full recap of Wednesday (Nov. 25) night’s “So You Think You Can Dance,” complete with results, after the break…]
But on with the show. We kick things off with… something dancey. I mean, everyone”s wearing neon and Flavor Flav clock necklaces and midriff tutus and I just can”t focus on the dancing. It looks like Mardi Gras threw up and it”s giving me a tension headache. Oh, look, Legacy spun on his head. Must be a hip hop routine. Please, I”d gladly watch an Immodium commercial instead of this.