Watch: ‘The Giving Tree’ would make a really good horror movie

As it’s currently written, “The Giving Tree” tells the story of a fraught sadomasochistic relationship between a selfish little boy and a dormant hunk of wood. But wouldn’t it be better if the tree fought back? Funny or Die shows us a trailer for the “Giving Tree” horror movie that could have been, if only Eli Roth were more well-read.

Now, make like a tree and murder.

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