The iconic Jurassic Park theme by arguable the greatest living legend in the film business, John Williams, has entranced the masses for decades. With beautiful and swells of warm and fuzzy cords dotted with ethereal bells during the payoff, the only lyrics appropriate for the song (other than Funny-Or-Die's 'Great Moments in Movie History's version) would simply be repeating nostalgia endlessly to the beat.
Soundcloud user birdfeeder decided to see how the song would sound if it were slowed WAAAAY down. The result–an hour of tones analogous to Legeti tripping on mushrooms.