When it comes to entertainment you love, if you have a sense of humor, you can admit when one of your favs is…less than intellectually stimulating. It”s okay to love trash, as I”ve said in the past. And man, the Underworld franchise always pushes down every dopamine button I have. It just calls out to my inner goth that's been shoved down due to being an adult with responsibilities now. The new trailer for Underworld: Blood Wars is no exception.
Break out the Evanescence and the black hair dye! Plot and continuity be damned, there is shiny pleather and useless corsets to be worn!
Between Charles Dance, Tobias Menzies, and whoever is playing the icy blonde (probably Lara Pulver after drinking magic blood), this installment is beginning to look like Game of Thrones: Vampire Edition.
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Okay, now I want that.
Underworld: Blood Wars arrives in theaters on January 6, 2017.