On The Tonight Show last night, Aziz Ansari stopped by and revisited a bit from his book Modern Romance, wherein he examines the best and worst ways to text someone. In the Tonight Show segment, Ansari and Fallon dramatically recreate the worst of the worst over candlelight.
The very real texts range from confused misspellings to heartbreaking lengthy declarations of love that are met with a point blank “No” but at least, in the hands of Ansari and Fallon, they're all hilarious.