Twitter parody accounts are a dime a dozen these days, and it takes a little something extra for any one to rise above the pack. But Zooey Asks Siri, a riff on those ultra-twee iPhone ads starring Zooey Deschanel and her Etsy-fied home, really has what it takes. This one, it’s a must-follow.
“Siri, how do you spell ‘je ne sais quoi’“?
Siri, is it a bad sign if a university has a jingle?
– Zooey Asks Siri (@ZooeySiri) June 8, 2013
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Siri, what’s longer than a long short story but shorter than a short novella?
– Zooey Asks Siri (@ZooeySiri) June 7, 2013
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Siri, since when did Animal Planet start making shows about killing animals?
– Zooey Asks Siri (@ZooeySiri) June 5, 2013
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Siri, how many waves can feminism have?
– Zooey Asks Siri (@ZooeySiri) June 3, 2013
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Siri, do bees know the difference between sugar and sweetener?
– Zooey Asks Siri (@ZooeySiri) May 31, 2013
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Siri, who run the world?
– Zooey Asks Siri (@ZooeySiri) May 28, 2013
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Siri, play the song from the eHarmony commercial.
– Zooey Asks Siri (@ZooeySiri) May 27, 2013
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Siri, how do you precisely plate the perfect paella post-poaching?
– Zooey Asks Siri (@ZooeySiri) May 20, 2013
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Siri, how many things are actually worth fighting for?
– Zooey Asks Siri (@ZooeySiri) May 16, 2013
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Siri, find me directions to that place with the ducks.
– Zooey Asks Siri (@ZooeySiri) April 28, 2013
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Siri, does wood ever remember what it used to be?
– Zooey Asks Siri (@ZooeySiri) April 27, 2013