KILL KILL KILL

KILL KILL KILL: Silent But Deadly

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Sorry chameleon, even snakes know that fruit doesn't move.

#Conan

Marshawn Lynch Got To Live Out His Skittles-Fueled Dreams On ‘Conan’

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Conan gives Marshawn Lynch to live out a dream he possibly didn't even know he had: do an end zone into a large pool of Skittles.

Lying

Hey, The NFL, Hire Me As Your Director Of Investigations

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A formal cover letter and resume for the NFL's consideration when hiring for the Director of Investigations position

#Ballers

HBO ‘Ballers’ Status: Never Do Business On The Can

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He showed remarkable prowess getting low and driving through something, and that’s called foreshadowing, folks.

WARREN SAPP

Warren Sapp Reportedly Charged With Three Counts of Domestic Violence In April

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According to TMZ, Warren Sapp assaulted his longtime girlfriend in April in Las Vegas.

New England Patriots

NFLPA Files Complaint Against Patriots On Behalf Of Malcolm Butler

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The players union filed a complaint against the Patriots for making Malcolm Butler sit out a voluntary workout for being late.

PEYTON MANNING

Cyborg Peyton Manning Capable Of Emotion, Sends Heartfelt Birthday Present To Family Of Slain Teen

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Peyton Manning sends a heartwarming birthday gift to the family of a teenaged fan who was slain in a drunk driving accident.

ksk kontent klearinghouse

KLEARINGHOUSE: NFL Rookies Lead The League In Tying Ties

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Wednesday's news roundup, including an update on the Tom Brady appeal and the Titans stadium's new name.

#NFL

ESPN Just Disappeared Up Robert Kraft’s And Tom Brady’s Buttholes

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Perhaps the worst piece of sports reporting we've ever seen.

Komments of the Week

Kommentariat Komments Of The Week: June 17th — June 23rd

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It's just so impressive when a kommenter can actually work clean, y'know?

white people

Kenny Chesney Causes More Destruction At Lambeau Field Than The Packers

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Something needs to be done about the drunken, brawling menace that is the Kenny Chesney Concert Experience.


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