stupid novellas

Spencer Lanning is a Doomed Man, Part Two

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Spencer Lanning had an unfortunate start to 2014. It doesn't look like his 2015 is going to be a whole lot better.

New England Patriots

Brandon Spikes Found Guilty In Hit-And-Run Case

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The former Patriots linebacker got a year probation and a fine, though will likely also face a civil suit.

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KLEARINGHOUSE: Bored Players Promoting ‘Hard Knocks’

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CJ Spillman got charged, cheerleaders in California get minimum wage and DeSean Jackson has a reality show.

Komments of the Week

Kommentariat Komments Of The Week: June 24th — June 30th Special Canada Day Edition

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Remember, the Canadian past tense of "give 'er" isn't "gave 'er" it's "gived 'er".

WOMEN'S SOCCER

US-Germany World Cup Semifinal Open Thread

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How many times do we need to beat them for them to get it

KILL KILL KILL

KILL KILL KILL: Silent But Deadly

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Sorry chameleon, even snakes know that fruit doesn't move.

#Conan

Marshawn Lynch Got To Live Out His Skittles-Fueled Dreams On ‘Conan’

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Conan gives Marshawn Lynch to live out a dream he possibly didn't even know he had: do an end zone into a large pool of Skittles.

Lying

Hey, The NFL, Hire Me As Your Director Of Investigations

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A formal cover letter and resume for the NFL's consideration when hiring for the Director of Investigations position

#Ballers

HBO ‘Ballers’ Status: Never Do Business On The Can

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He showed remarkable prowess getting low and driving through something, and that’s called foreshadowing, folks.

WARREN SAPP

Warren Sapp Reportedly Charged With Three Counts of Domestic Violence In April

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According to TMZ, Warren Sapp assaulted his longtime girlfriend in April in Las Vegas.

New England Patriots

NFLPA Files Complaint Against Patriots On Behalf Of Malcolm Butler

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The players union filed a complaint against the Patriots for making Malcolm Butler sit out a voluntary workout for being late.

PEYTON MANNING

Cyborg Peyton Manning Capable Of Emotion, Sends Heartfelt Birthday Present To Family Of Slain Teen

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Peyton Manning sends a heartwarming birthday gift to the family of a teenaged fan who was slain in a drunk driving accident.

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KLEARINGHOUSE: NFL Rookies Lead The League In Tying Ties

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Wednesday's news roundup, including an update on the Tom Brady appeal and the Titans stadium's new name.


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