01.11.09 9 years ago 15 Comments

Oh mama, I’m in fear for my life from the long arm of drunk Yinzers. “Classic rock” dinosaurs Styx will perform the national anthem before today’s Steelers-Chargers playoff game. They will also croon an a capella version of their 1978 hit “Renegade”, which has been adopted by Steelers fans as some sort of arena-rock battle hymn. I blame the Chicago White Sox and Steve Perry for this annoying trend and hope they are all prosecuted for war crimes.
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