Can’t someone just hit her in the face with a cookie tray? Glendale mayor Elaine Scruggs placed a wager that if the Cardinals win the Super Bowl, the Steelers have to plant a cactus outside Heinz Field. Conversely, if the Steelers win, a Western Pennsylvania tree gets to try to survive the arid desert climate. Nothing stirs up a football game like horticultural-related bets. What’s wrong, Scruggs, too scared to wager the pharmaceutical contents of the local retirement communities?