Peyton: “It was a bad audible.” Naw, destroying a diabetic’s insulin monitor is a HIGH-LARIOUS prank! [With Leather]
Jack Donaghy approves.
…of the synergy, not the whole “fuck with a diabetic” thing. then again, maybe that too.
i wish i could have seen the extraordinary sulkface as jay was getting out of the pool…
yeah, take that cutlerfucker
Peyton loves roughhousing with half naked men in Hawaii.
let’s not turn this into hating on pey pey, cause it was hilarious (diabetes monitor or not) considering the target.
and laserface definitely approves.
Gives a new meaning to those “You’re going down, Manning!” ads from MasterCard.
Serena and Venus wouldn’t even have saved his phone.
“Sorry about that Jake. Here, I’ll let you wear my superbowl ring around this week. Lord knows its the closest you’ll ever come to getting your own.”
“Did I say Jake? I must of been thinking of the Bronco’s QB who can lead his team to the playoffs.”
Manning made up for it by tossing Cutler a bag of Oreos
I’m so happy Nick Mangold had a hand in this attempted assassination. He’s the first Jet in long time to show any initiative, whatsoever, even if it was for murrrhhhderrrr.
Marmalard is upset. Why throw Cutlerfucker in the pool if you have no intention of holding his head under water?
Of course Peyton will fuck himself, because only Peyton is good enough to fuck Peyton. That, and Santonio’s horse cock.
Actually that would really suck if it was anyone but Cutler. Those things cost $5,000 each
Yes, shame on Jay for not reaching the playoffs ever in his whopping three seasons!
Afterword, Peyton blamed everything on the lineman.
Wow, what a super cool awesome prank Pey-Pey. I remember that shit happening at pool parties in the 6th grade. Up next he is going to put someone’s hand in warm water while they are sleeping.
Peyton manning the only person in America that did not know Jay Cutler was a Diabetic. Why didn’t he know? Even he got sick of seeing himself on TV.
Marmalard must be secretly fuming that he was snubbed for the Pro Bowl now!