“We’re gonna need a bigger boat.” [NSFW]
Add tag: Respectability is the goal for 2009
Shark/Whale sex is safe for work, this shit happens on the discovery channel daily.
What is this I don’t even…
For some reason, I expected ACTUAL shark fucking. Why oh why wasn’t it actual shark fucking? Fortunately, I had the sound off. I don’t know if there was sound, but am glad not to have heard any. Damn. No more of that shit.
Also: what the fuck is wrong with people?
Yes, tragically, there was sound.
NSFW my ass. Not Safe For Eyes.
Emmitt Smiff was fired by ESPN:
jeez punter that’s just wrong
And btw, punter: Way to take bring us down from sexy friday…
God Bless Red Tube !!
What a chum dumpster.
I have only myself to blame for clicking on that link, but why do you have to drag Roy Scheider into this? Please don’t post any “Blue Thunder”- related fetish-porn.
I had always assumed that sharks pulled better tail. Thanks for setting me straight.
Silly shark, if he’s trained himself to leave the water and freely roam/fuck on land, then he should know that whales and sharks cannot mate. What a dumb shark.
I think many of us can relate more to the “Polish Guy Struggles to Get Hard-On” video linked at the bottom of the page.
Not me, of course.
Jeez, Punter, no one wants to see your mom’s home movies.
Truly a great day for observational biology. A shark mating with a whale.
/That rumbling in the ground? Darwin turning in his grave.
Also, needs an furry octopus for some tentacle rape. That would make for a hell of a video.
But the real question remains: What exactly was Punter searching for when he found this?
Geez, his team wins it all, and all of a sudden he thinks he can get away with posting anything.
haha you called the steelers punter’s team
I hate you punter. I really, really hate you.
/realizes it’s my fault for clicking the link.
//thanking god it wasn’t a lemon shark party
I guess this is Sexy Friday’s less sexy cousin Beastiality Saturday, still better than Hot Carl Sunday though
So am I the only one that totally jacked it to this or something?
That is without a doubt the fattest chick that I’ve seen a guy in a shark costume fuck this week.
Damnit Punter, I was about to go sex up the girl on my couch who is napping after our first 2 go arounds – this just deflated the little guy for his next attempt.
/blaming Punter for my inadequacies
//blame really lies with the whiskey
///and it’s cold in here
////cries a little
go figure, I need to be moderated…. again
I already watched the Combine thanks.
I would say this is a sign of offseason boredom, but I think you’d be capable of this at any point of the year so….
Here lies the body of Mary Lee, died at the age of a hunnert n’ three…
Wait. You think he was searching for something else?
punter, we aren’t interested in your home movies. But say hello to your mother for me.
How much did Drew pay you to allow him to dress in the shark suit?
/congratulates Punter on his marketing genius
/waiting for Maj to borrow the costume to do an obese black chick
There is the brink of insanity & then there. is. the. abyss…………………which we have clearly fallen into
You stare into the abyss; the abyss stares back. Apparently that involves a shark fucking a fat chick.
wanted to be a marine biologist
\knows that’s not how sharks mate
\would actually prefer a shark mating video
Alright Punter, own up to it, were you searching for “Mature woman fucked by shark” or “Fat mature woman fucked by shark”? Cause both are totally alright with me brother.
This is one of the funniest posts ever
I think a formal complaint is in order…that shark was not sexy in the least bit. Needs more Rolf.
Why, Punter, why??
Ahhhhh, good to see the old “jeez punter that’s just wrong” tag again! I was missing it, a little.
I wonder if they sprung for the tartar sauce lube.
Man The Harpoons!
I find myself speechless at many MMP posts; this doesn’t break that tradition. Also, the nice folks at Redtube pointed out I could see some porn of local types. Eww.
A today seemed like it was going to be such a good day….
Don’t let them get you down, Punter. You’re a wonderful person!