I’M A FUCKING PIRATE! Kellen Winslow shipped to the Tampa theater of the great NFL war concern in exchange for munitions and draft picks. Who else could replace Jerramy Stevens?
I’m already thrilled at the prospect of re-signing Stevens and having both him and Winslow on the field at the same time, in the sense that we might see the first on-field arrest in NFL history. Say what you will, for such an obscure football team it really is always great fun to follow the Bucs.
I’m a Buccing soldier!!!
I’m a fucking dissapointment!
Now he can ride his motorcycle year round. Huzzah!
There is a community college parking lot in the near vicinity of the Ray-J
I see a record in dropped passes comming up.
But I don’t want to be a pirate!
What’s the point? He can’t get any lap dances at the titty bars with that swollen testicle of his.
That warm Florida weather should help his infected balls.
Great, now I have to worry about a fucking Staph outbreak reaching Northeast Forida.
Did he get a promotion to Captain?
So Jeff Garcia was released under the Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell policy?
The words “infected balls” just make me shudder…
Don’t give him any ideas.
“The words “infected balls” just make me shudder…”
Go google Torsion Testicle and then writhe in pain.
@ CoolHwhip: J’ville it is!
@dAndy: Well I live in Jax Beach. HOW COOL IS THAT
I live in Neptune Beach. Could you have ever imagined in a million years that two commenters on a site ran by a bunch of fucking gay northerners could live only minutes from each other?
Oh, and just in case you ask I am not gay!
I would have never asked such a thing. And I am originally a northerner but I won’t take offense to your comment cause there is actually someone from Florida on any of these sites, much less Jacksonville.
And Vrabel is now a Chief. Good luck with that Otto–he’s been awesome, but how much more left in the tank?
Who else could replace Jerramy Stevens?
Johnny 23 from Con Air could pull it off
It’s not a lesion on my balls, its a staph infection. YOU GOT IT MAGGOT?!?!?!
Shit, there are several Floridians up in this mug. Grimey’s a Tampa boy and I know there’s at least a couple more.
/Can CoolHwhip get a show of hands of Sunshine Staters?
/I don’t mind Northerners as long as they are not fags and/or from up North
dAndy, I had a (hetero) sex filled birthday/weekend like 20 years ago on Panama city beach…can I pretend to be Floridian?
Fuckin A bro! Your way more Floridian than most of the fuckers that live here….
I thought Snyder was trying to corner the market on criminal football players in DC.
If Tawmmy lives to retirement age (unlikely) he’ll retire to Florida, as many northeastern assholes do.
dAndy and CoolHwhip, get a room fun boys.
Yeah, but he’ll only live here for 1/2 of the year.
Drew, even if it’s 35 years from now please let me know when Tawmmy moves down here so I can hit golfballs through his windows and then kick his garlfriend in the cunt when she walks out to check it out.
@ UU: We live so close to each other no room is needed. We can either do it in the basement or wait until mom and dad go out of town this summer.
America’s Wang is a crazy place, that’s fore sure. Rednecks, Cubans, Jewish retirees, KSK readers, Haitians, Katherine Harris, gators, Pee Wee getting busted jerking off in a porn theater, ‘possums, feral boa constrictors, Jeb Bush…
You could write a “We Didn’t Start the Fire” knock-off song of fucked-up things about Florida.
Georgia should annex Jacksonville though, and I am not even kidding.
And UU, we could honestly have a sleepover every night cause we just made bunkbeds, there is so much more room for activities now!
Mangini just might be a genius getting rid of that cancer, Winslow. It’s no coincidence that the only games the Browns won last year were those when he and his swollen tesicles were riding the pine. Dang, wait a minute. I want the Browns to keep sucking. They will rue the day they let go of that great player and all-around good guy, Kellon Winslow. There will be serious rueage in the mistake on the lake, I tell you. Dang.
/Although it’s probably been removed by the administrators by now, don’t try the dating service spammed onto the comment preceding mine. It doesn’t work
//Leads a sad and boring life