Brett Favre: Sand Baron. In an item that, stunningly, does NOT come from Peter King, NFL.com’s Scott Hanson reports: We actually had direct communication with Favre — through Cook. The two were texting throughout our conversation, and at one point, I asked Cook to deliver a text to Favre for me. I asked Cook to ask Favre if he indeed would meet with Childress. Favre’s response was that he was laying sand in the yard and we could come join him. In Mississippi, first you get the sand, then you get the power, then you get the women. I wonder how much of that sand got in his vag.