Once you go Tony Banks, you never go back (to black guys). The Dallas Morning News reports that Cristal Taylor, Dirk Nowitzki’s fiancee/stripper/con-woman/roadschnitzel/girlfriend from hell, also had a former relationship with Tony Banks. According to the report, “Banks said he later found out that Taylor got his contact information through a college friend who did marketing for him after he was drafted. When Banks decided not to hire the friend as an agent, he ‘sicced’ Taylor on him, Banks said.” I like the idea of siccing crazy women on men as a means of revenge. I bet lots of girls could make good money in the crazy bitching industry, my ex-girlfriend in particular.