An Odd Bit Of News: Okay, so recently NBC asked me to do some blogging for them, and I said okay. Then they said, “You’ll be writing exclusively about the Cowboys.” And I said, “But I hate the Cowboys. They are Satan’s fecal afterbirth.” Then they said, “Well, here’s some money, monkey boy.” And then I said, “Oh, well in that case, AFTERBIRTH AHOY!” So that’s the story of how I ended up over over here. If you hate the Cowboys, fear not. I’ll still be doing the KSK and Deadspin stuff. Consider this my Emperor’s Club gig.