08.26.09 8 years ago 37 Comments

THAT TIME OF THE WEEK AGAIN. Send us your questions for the fantasy sex/football mailbag.  Not tomorrow; tonight.  Believe it or not, it actually takes several hours to sift through people writing hundreds of words about what their ex-girlfriend looks like and then give you thoughtful responses, so we’d appreciate some lead time here.

Also, this week only, any email that includes use of the 10-point scale to rate someone of the opposite sex will automatically be discarded.  This week, in the interest of brevity that so few seem to master, you must use the binary scale: every person is either a 1 or a zero.  You either want to do ’em or you don’t.

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