As I’ve detailed in the recent past, my father’s 49ers fandom has been the cause of considerable turmoil in the House of Ape, particularly father dearest’s insistence on belaboring the Niners spotless Super Bowl record. This week’s contest of the week could fleetingly put the battle to rest, at least for the remainder of this year, as 2-0 San Francisco travels to 2-0 Pittsburgh. It’s on like Donkey Kong, you old fuck.
205 lbs________________________180 lbs.
Vietnam War veteran, father of Christmas Ape ____ Pinewood Derby runner-up
Rod Stewart, Nat King Cole ____________Mos Def, Charles Mingus, White Stripes
“commie pervert”_________________“pussy basket”
Fucks Xmas Ape’s mom _______________Pees in his dad’s strained carrots
Going to bed before 8 p.m._________________Going to bed
alone on a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.