Reader Slimmons (A Marine! Fuck yeah!) sends us these authentic OJ Simpson print ads from the 1970’s. Just in time for OJ’s latest Western adventure strongarming people in their hotel rooms. I have no idea why they art directed an extra right leg into each of these ads. I’m just assuming OJ likes having a spare limb handy. Some quick advice from the Juice in this ad:
Boots have to look great, but they also have to be made for whatever you’re going to be doing in them.
Thanks, Juice! Too bad Bruno Magli shoes aren’t made the same way.
And flubby dug up this comic book ad for OJ’s Juicemobile multi-purpose shoes. Built for fleeing!
And, lastly, here’s an old douche ad that has nothing to do with anything. But it’s about douche, so who am I to resist?