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And Now, A Fourth Priceless Pep Talk From Peyton Manning!

And Now, A Third Priceless Pep Talk From Peyton Manning!

By 12.03.07

Feeling inadequate because you drive a minivan? Well, you are. You’re a pussywhipped dipshit, and the rest of your life will be unbearably mundane. I bet you’ll have to slam a door on your cock just to liven things up.

You’re a fucking douche.

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