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Holiday wonderment abounds…

By 12.18.07

I was utterly perplexed when I read this morning that Ray Lewis is, in fact, Jewish. Maj says it’s utter bunk, but maybe he just doesn’t want to claim God’s linebacker. Nonetheless, it says so right on his Wikipedia bio— so it must be true. Happy Hanukkah, Ray.

Jewish? Cool. But Ray as a mohel ? We think not.


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