Eli Manning busted his playoff victory cherry last week in Tampa Bay and now Tony Romo’s all, like, “Hey, man. I thought we made a decision to lose our postseason winning virginity together?”
Then Eli was like, “I’m sorry. It kinda, sorta just happened. You can’t expect me to say no to something like that.”
Then Romo cried.
Eli has been insisting it wasn’t that big a deal, but Romo can notice the changes in him already. Eli’s not as uneasy around playoff games, he exudes a confidence he didn’t have before.
Good thing Eli is an actual sexual virgin or Romo would be really pissed.