I want a pony.
NOTE: Sadly, this photo is from 2004. But please, don’t let that get in the way of comedy.
This is my favorite.
Shit, it’s true. Men always seem more attractive when they’re attached to another woman. Marriage doesn’t look bad on our little friend Eli.
Peyton: Hey Eli, checkout these cool ponies mom and dad bought for me and Cooper!
So close to the horse porn I’ve been missing from the site today. Still brilliant.
Less is more, at least in this case.
Eli: Wow! Horse racing sure is brutal. Look what they did to the poor horse that came in 2nd place. Broke his legs and popped a cap in him. Hey Peyton, did you hear what I just said, I was all gangsta and stuff saying “popped a cap in him.”
“If only they would put Tiki down like Eight Belles….”
Terrific, CC. I keep re-reading it and giggling my face off.
Are we adding polo to squash for sports other than football Eli wants to play?
As much as I’d like to take credit for the joke, I just found the picture. Ape happened to write the winning caption.
think that bracelet is from the horsey rides before the race started?
Even funnier, I think this is the bus ride over to MSG for the draft when Roethlisberger and DeAngelo Hall were sitting behind him tearing him to shreads to where he almost started crying.
A gay boy wished for a planet full of unicorns…
Planet Unicorn, heyyyyyyyyyyy……
“I want to fuck a pony.”
/Buzz Bissinger at the Derby
Kyle Korver empathizes
I call “phoning it in”.
Did he get that friendship bracelet at camp?
The haircut and the stripes in the tie are parallel. Creepy.
For a moment, I thought this was his honeymoon and he was bored already.
looks like Peyton and Cooper were team captains for the annual manning touch football classic and eli was the last one picked….AGAIN
“Jeremy Shockey broke his leg. Does that mean they’re going to euthanize him?
…well, can I do it? Please?”
Where’s the comedy? Do we supply it?
BCist… dues paying PETA member? Methinks…yes.
and by ‘member’ I mean irrational , humorless ‘dick’.
whadayaknow impromptu DICK JOKE!!
Hahahaha, this is classic!
After sticking it up the Patriots ass, they should have let Eli put the needle into Eight Belles.
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