What The Fack Is Welkah’s Fackin’ Name Doin’ Awn A BLACK Cahhhhh????

By: 05.21.08  •  31 Comments

Is this the coolest fackin’ Hawndah you’ve ever seen or what? LIVE FREE OR FACKIN’ DIE! That’s how we fackin’ roll in Porchmuth, New Hampchahhhhh, ya fackin’ anklegrabbahs! Can you find a tattoo pahhhluh over in Mass? No! Ya gawtta came to ow-uh fackin’ state!

FACK YOU! Welkah fan far life!

Special thanks to reader Barry O, who is very handsome and deserves some sort of coital compensation for his efforts.

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