In closing, gentle reader, I’d like to thank you. ‘What’s that?’ you say? Me thanking YOU? No, it’s not a misprint, for you see, I enjoyed writing this book as much as you enjoyed reading it. The End.
We had a fantasy football contest last year. We got a shitload of entries, many of them outstanding, and in the end we picked the girl who was willing to hook up with Maj. Only a fair trade, I suppose. HUGE sacrifice on her part.
So, as the season nears, we’re gonna have another tips contest. Only this time the prize is even MORE self-aggrandizing. It’s an advance copy of Men With Balls. The book comes out on October 27th, but you’ll get to read it two months before everyone else! Think of how cool you’ll feel! It would be like some ComicCon jackass getting into a free “Watchmen” screening! ZOMG!!!11!!!111!!!
I can’t really tell you how funny I think this book is, since I’m the asshole that wrote it. All I can do is show you one of the blurbs on the back of the cover jacket.
No, that isn’t a misprint. Nor is it unauthorized. I’m pretty sure that if Buzz enjoyed the book, so will you.
All you have to do to win your advance copy is submit something awesome. I don’t care what it is. Send us an awesome tip. Make a great photoshop. Send more drunk photos of Orton. My email and the KSK staff email links are on the sidebar. You’ve got until next Thursday. Show us your balls, people.