/prepares to throw into coverage
I think he gets paid by the amount of rosaries he does after every turnover.
The NFL already committed to fuck everyone’s fantasy teams this week by putting six goddamn teams on a bye — including the Pats, Colts, and (sigh) Superbowl winners. THAT’LL LEARN YOU TO TRY AND ENJOY FOOTBALL IN WAYS OTHER THAN THOSE EXPLICITLY PRESCRIBED BY THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE, FUCKOS.
My fantasy day couldn’t be any better. The dude I’m playing started Kurt & Kitna today.
Also, this photo absolutely needs to be captioned with, “Are you there, God? It’s me, Kurt.”
Kurt Warner spent his NFL Europe days in Amsterdam. He said that every day on his way to church, he had to walk by the hash bars, brothels and casinos but he was never tempted to try them. I don’t trust Warner- everybody knows the best QBs are affiliated with Satan.
GAHHH STOP LETTING EDGERRIN SCORE RUSHING TOUCHDOWNS!!
can we get a photo of goddam Laverneus Coles next to this fucker? suck a bowl of dicks, Laverneus
/cut him last week
benched Warner this week, though :-)
yeah foxxy well I CUT COLES THIS FUCKING MORNING because some douche on yahoo said to pick up antonio bryant
/tearing Internet from the wall
Cards are going to come back and cover in this game.
“everybody knows the best coaches are affiliated with Satan”
Fuck Braylon Edwards with a rusty stop sign.
F that, I’ve even managed to forgive Braylon for going to Michigan.
Don’t you talk that way about Andy Behrens! It’s not HIS fault your team sucks.
Yes, I have a passionate love-from-afar crush on Andy Behrens.
join me in a interweb-a-shot (Jamison’s here) in 5, 4, 3 . . . condolences
on that Warner accomplishment? i started J.T. of the family O’Sullivan. that interception just now was Grossmanian in its glory
Drew Brees would like to share your bowl of dicks. pass it down. FUCK
Fuck you and your god fearing ways Kurt. Peyton had a bye this week so I thought to myself, Hey, Warner’s been pretty money this season (actually better than PeyPey). I won’t miss a beat….I proceed to wake up to this travesty of a performance.
Coles and Jennings helping me kick some mighty FFB ass today.
Didn’t you know God doesn’t give a crap about Warner? I mean he’s married to a dude for crissakes. And I’ve stopped listening to those fuckers at Yahoo. They can take a leap into a pit of samurai swords for all I care.
well, that was a nice over .500 week, Niners. at least you bought me dinner first this time.
You seriously have Kurt on your team?
WARNER TO BOLDIN – 14 POINT SWING – THE LORD TAKETH AWAY AND THEN THE LORD GIVETH!
/or something like that
Kurt needs to talk to Paula Polestar about the right way to pray.
Warner is up to 22 points with time still on the clock.
/passes the bowl of dicks ’round the KSK commenters
Now he’s got 400+ yards and 2 TDs, all of it in garbage time. This is why I hate fantasy anything.
Ha. He just fumbled again. 4 lost fumbles. Good God. Or should I say, bad God?
Well, that fumble was a fitting finish, but at the end of the day, it wasn’t too bad for K-Dub. Let’s hear it for the power of halftime prayer!
Well, I’m not gonna complain about Jet Favre’s fantasy output this week. Too bad he’s on my team that’s in last place.
Boldin just got carted off on a stretcher. Looked pretty bad. Hope he’s okay.
a guy who has 6 turnovers should not be allowed to put up a positive point total… i fucking hate this game…
At least Arizona’s defense pulled a -10 in my league.
Every player on my opponent’s team has at least one TD this week.
Apart from Larry Fitzgerald and the kicker.
And Donovan McNabb…
Guess who had Favre as his weekly bench warmer and didn’t start him….
Warner ended up with 19.6 points for the guy I am playing this week, despite his three fumbles and three interceptions. Not bad for fantasy purposes.
He is the Anti-Christ
Marion Barber, MoJo Drew, and Selvin Young decided to combine for 121 yards and no TDs for me. I lost to a guy that doesn’t even pay attention to his team and had 3 less slots due to the bye week.
@smurphette: I think you’ll have to clear that with Michael Phelps first.
My QBs consistently underperform so much that I think I need to get in or start a league that awards points for the QB succesfully taking snaps that’s the only way I could get more than 4 points from a QB….SERIOUSLY!!
I need the Shitsburgh defense to come up with 187 points to slavage a win against some whore that has Favre and coles. Is that possible?
Only if Boller starts.
I loved the bye’s, two of my starting three wides were on byes so I got to start shitty Laveranues Coles. What a break, I wound up with 118 in a week I’d have taken 75. Yay for 6 team byes!
To OD, there’s a loser in my league that’s 3-1 now and hasn’t made a transaction or checked his team once.
@Seahawk Blue Pride: Maybe some people like the team they drafted and don’t need to make any changes yet.
Here I thought that I was the one with the safer, God-fearing QB this week as I trotted out Warner to my opponent’s Favraro.
Guy plays in 261 games and the one game my opponent starts him he does something he’s never done before. It’s like Favraro’s Dad died again…
/show self to hell