Rugged Doe-Eyed Peach-Fuzzed Elisha vs. The Zorn Star. WHO YA GOT?

By: 09.04.08  •  20 Comments


Eli Manning_________________________________Jim Zorn




Antiquing, Karaoke, Squash_____________DJing, whitewater kayaking, zamboni driving, pottery making, mountain climbing

Led The NFL In Interceptions

Last year (tie)________________________________1976

Will Never Live Up To

Nobody! He’s the man now!_____Joe Gibbs, even the befuddled version who didn’t know what he was doing

Lucky To Be Rid Of

Jeremy Shockey______________Gregg Williams, Al Saunders

Destined To

Throw another 20 picks this year____________Start Colt Brennan under duress of idiot ‘Skins fans

Finishing Move

Getting back on Giants’ fans badside by Week 6___________Being a stopgap until they hire a real coach

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