Two of the NFL’s most demonstrative and demonstrably crazy linebackers renew their formerly twice-a-year rivalry as a pair of 2-3 teams look to get back to .500. Will there even be a football game or a protracted dance-off after each one jumps on a tackle after it’s already been made? Are the two as loud as they are overrated? Is that even remotely possible? Either way, WHO YA GOT?
Ray Lewis_______________Joey Porter
Would like you to
Fix your recollection of events that place him at the scene of the crime____________FIX YO MOUF
Fails to convince fans
Of his bullshit religious conversion__________That the refs always fuck him
Where was he when Joey Porter was shot?
Shooting Joey Porter______________Getting shot by Ray Lewis
Irritates me less now because
With Keon Lattimore gone from UMD, stops showing up at games_____No longer a Steeler, don’t have to apologize for him
Who know how Dexter kills people? Like that, only with more dancing________GETTING RESPECT!