Ringo Starr, one of the three two surviving members of the Beatles, along with that guy who got divorced by that greedy amputee bitch and Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, has issued the diktat to his fans that he will no longer be receiving their fan mail as of next Monday. So be sure to dash off that last billet deux to this douche in short order. Apparently he has too much to do, which for his sake does not include helping Paul put out another another album. Of course, this development pains no one more than portraiture artist Marge Simpson. What will inspire her to paint Burns in the buff now? Hey, at least he’s warning fans “with peace and love”.
As Maj said, “How do you warn with peace and love? You’re supposed to warn with anthrax and daggers.” Anthrax, huh? In the mail? It’s just crazy enough to work!