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Hey Jimmy The Snake, Can I Have My Daughter Back Now?

By 11.17.08

I lived up to my end of the deal, Snake. You said I keep the Steelers from covering and you’d bring Angela back safe and sound. Well, I did it. I compromised everything I believe in for my girl and you got your $64 million swing. That’s how much I love my daughter. Now where is she?

Look where? Outside? Hey, that’s her favorite bag! What game are you playing?

Fine, I’ll open it. A note! “Make… sure… the…Titans…finish…sixteen…and…oh… and…lose…in…their…first…playoff…game.” What is this? We had a deal. I did my part. Where’s my Angela, you scum. I’m tired of being your stooge. You gave Hochuli his favorite weight-lifting gloves back. All I want is a fair deal. Don’t hang up on me. Don’t — I…FUCK!

THAT WASN’T PART OF THE BARGAIN!

THAT WASN’T PPPPPPPPAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTT

SSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKEEEEEE

DDDDDAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNNN YYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOUUUUU


TAGSGAMBLINGI hope Steelers fans harass him like they did to Pete Morelli back in '05xmas ape

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